Gaytopia

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

I love environmental storytelling

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank