BugbearPaladin

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

dry humping? what's that wet spot on your underwear then

If spending a vacation day playing video games with your dick out is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey