Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

update: had an allergic reaction to the bandage I put on it and it peeled my skin off so now I have a fun burn allergy combo square bullseye right on my sternum. Awesome!

feeling like a gross monster #grossmonster

Updated with sketch option!

sleeping on my me

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

Really gross of me to desire attention, disgusting honestly.

I should get it anyway tho

I look so hot and fat tonight AND GAY everyone say yay