i just learned yesterday that sodom and gamorrah were cities not people

i thought sodom was a guy and gamorrah was a woman and they committed adultery and god punished them

You need to brush up on your bible lore, my friend. Do you at least remember the main plotline?

I was never in the fandom

i thought gamorrah was that green m&m from marvel movie

the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks

op do u take constructive criticism ?

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#i know exactly how cursed it felt to read this #bc i had to experience the horror of writing it

I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post

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#i know exactly what I’m doing #I’m buying dice

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oh this is a life saver

I don’t think of myself as a cook at all, but I looked through this list and was like “if you have [center] and [any item on a surrounding ring] how do you sit there thinking you’ve got nothing to eat?” Like, I buy a fair amount of staples knowing that I’ll be able to quickly assemble them into something tasty if I’m hungry and don’t have anything instant (or in a leftovers container because I made it earlier in the week specifically to eat for a week): butter, cheese, noodles, and more.

It still impresses people how I can go into random kitchens with no food in them and emerge with Filling Snacks for Five People. This is the secret: knowing how to assemble Cupboard Meals. And these charts are incredibly well-laid-out too!

I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.

If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.

Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch

stanced