sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Brimstone by Callie hart and Cold Days by Jim Butcher

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Franz Kafka Bicycle Moments

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive