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So guys I’ve been thinking of doing some short stories/ prompts for this blog, but this would be my first fanfic in a while. So it hopefully I’ll actually try my hand at 9-1-1 fanfic

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Buck, Chim, and Eddie: *are sitting on a bench*

Hen: Why do you look so sad?

Buck: Sit down with us so we can tell you

Hen: *sits down*

Chim: The bench is freshly painted

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Buck, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

Eddie: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven. . .

Chim, visibly confusing: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Buck, spraying Eddie: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Eddie: Dude, I forgot-

Buck: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We’re trying to make chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENEEIT!?

Athena: *watching in complete confusing while trying to process this whole situation*

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Hen, watching Buck and Eddie panic: What’s going on?

Chim: Eddie is having a midlife crisis and Buck is just having a crisis

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Chim: Truth or dare?

Eddie: Dare

Chim: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Eddie: Hey Ravi?

Ravi, blushing: Yeah?

Eddie: Can you move? I’m trying to get to Buck

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Eddie: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco

Buck: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Bobby: My life a little too much chemical and not enough romance

Hen: My life is a little too much imagination and not enough dragons

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Eddie: It’s time turn this into a real business

Buck: What do you mean? Like carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Chim: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Eddie: I handle our accounting

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Bobby: Everyone synchronise your watches

Eddie: I don’t know how to do that

Buck: I don’t wear a watch

Chim: Time is a construct

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May: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to Fre sha vaca” how are you feeling?

Harry: in between “it's an avocado, thanks” and how did you defeat captain america, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanging” How about you, christopher?

Chris: Probably “road work ahead”

Eddie: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Hen: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Eddie: Plane ticket?

Chim: Concert ticket?

Buck: Prostitution?

Hen, holding her broken frames: Glasses

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Chim: WHy are your tongues purple?

Buck: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Eddie: oh

Hen: . . .

Hen: . . . OH

Chris: . . . You drank each other’s slushies?

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Buck: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Eddie: What?

Chim: That you’re child

Albert: How’d you guess my IQ!?

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Buck: *Gently taps table*

Eddie: *Taps back*

Chim: What are they doing?

Buck: *Aggressive taps table*

Eddie: *Slams hands down*

“You take that back-

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Buck: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Chim: Uh, Eddie and Maddie are not getting along.

Buck: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Chim: You may have a point

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Athena: Aw man. *throws it away*

Hen: Five second rule!

Buck: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!

*Eats it off the floor*

Chimney: *Soda on the floor*

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Hen: Are you laughing at that video of Buck and Eddie fighting?

Chim: No

Chim: I’m laughing at the comments

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Hen: Words ending in “ie” just sound so adorable.

Like cute,sweetie, Cookie.

Chimney: Eyy, homie!

Eddie: But then there’s cootie. . .

Buck: Die

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