jared 19

I love that when the camera starts shaking, you know it’s because the person is laughing.

Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around

SInce when is "yall" a valid word? Honestly, it pisses me off to reduce two words to one, especially since the other defines a human being.

don’t you love it when people give a useful example of the op’s point out in the wild of a post

I don’t want to intrude on women’s business.

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

I started this with the line “no hat, no heels, no service” intending to make a joke about how most wizards wear heels cus they’re insecure about their height… then i realized that the original shirt and shoes lime works so well because of the total alliteration… so now im working with “no focus, no familiar, no folios” which sounds kinda forced to me.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed

i can hear gangnam style vaguely filtering in from the upstairs flat 

Statement begins

Statement of theshitpostcalligrapher, regarding strange noises originating from her upstairs flat. Statement recorded June 17, 2020.

LISTEN I AM NOT A VOICEACTOR BUT THE TEMPTATION TO RECORD THIS

it’s kind of deeply depressing that there exists this entire vast subculture of progressive-learning 15-19 year olds online who are legitimately filled with anxiety over their media consumption diet and closely monitor themselves and others to make sure nothing they consume is Problematic™ lest they be ousted from their social circles. at the exact age where it’s actually good to have a varied media diet and be able to critically engage with harmful elements, too

straight up if you are high school or early university aged and you’re spending time feeling significant guilt and anxiety about what you choose to read or watch because of your online peers and shaping your media diet based on fear, you do not have to be around those peers anymore. there is a vast world outside this kind of person

you know what’s funny. discord started as a gaming app. like it was so you could do voice calls during games. now it’s the home to hundreds of microcommunities’ drama the likes of which you have never seen