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CatGPT

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

Did not see a single one of those coming

• mysterious as the dark side of the Moon

help help help

cinematic parallels

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

Yeah it’s a real mystery who might have dumped and set alight a bunch of documents in the dumpster behind the offices of the indicted Attorney General who was just served a subpoena by the legislature. Hope we can solve this one folks!

Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]

"You asked me to do a task that plays on my strengths and that I enjoy doing. This is what happens when you put people in roles that suit them."

I have a degree in a design discipline that emphasizes completing a large number of nearly identical drawings very quickly, and my side hustle requires me to be my own PR team. Making a bunch of quarter-page flyers out of clip art is something I've had to do for free and yall just paid me to do it.