Toxic Optimism

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

girls love playing with...That Thang....

I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

my favorite lyric of radioactive is “this is in the apocalypse” like thank you mr dragons for clarifying the setting so clearly i was getting confused i really appreciate it

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makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

you just don't get this kind of stuff on twitter

Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not