Crimson and Clover

Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy... it's all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them...

Stuff like this is also a great test to see if the kid is actually seriously injured! Because with how much some kids cry over tiny bumps and scrapes, it can be hard to tell. But if you slap a Band-Aid on it or give them a cup of water or a piece of candy and they stop crying, they’re fine. If they keep crying despite whatever little placebo or distraction you’ve given them, you might wanna look a little closer at that injury or seek medical attention.

With my two’s class we ask them “more hurt or more scary?” It takes a bit of practice but after a few times they can answer without more prompting. More scary gets a hug and more hurt gets a look over.

That last one is so important because it validates the child’s feelings and tells them it’s okay to have these feelings and lets them learn how to deal with them, rather than just distracting them from them. I also helps teach the child to both communicate their feelings more readily and communicate when they’re hurt more clearly. All really important skills for a child to develop young.

theyre called “potions”, look it up

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

No one is allowed to use the word “postmodernism” because none of you know what it fucking means

post modernism is when I don’t like stuff

This guy’s got the right idea

"accidental co-parents of the found family group to lovers" is an underrated trope that i really want to see more of

bonus points if they're both utter morons who are woefully underqualified for any leadership position but everyone else in the group is even more incompetent so they're the voices of reason by default

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

#the DM even gave them homebrewed game mechanics based on love and sex so that they’d be distracted by their characters’ personal goals#which is so perfect for a slasher game. why else would your players be distracted by a trashy sex scene #theyre TRYING TO WIN. and to win. they have to have sex with so-and-so #and it keeps them distracted the whole time before the reveal bc a lot of their actions towards each other affect their relationship stats #it’s just. so fuckin funny. i had to pause the podcast multiple times to shout ‘YOU FUCKING LIAR’ at the ceiling. it was so funny #The Film Reroll is the name of the show btw if u wanna check it out or w/e

choosing where to live in america really do be like “what kind of natural disaster do you want to die in”

choose your own adventure we got earthquakes on the west coast, tornadoes in the midwest, noreasters/blizzards in new england, extreme dangerous heat in the southwest, or hurricanes in the south

what about the pacific northwest?

dont turn your back to the ocean or it will reclaim you

dont turn your back to the ocean or it will reclaim you