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Look at what I saw today
Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy... it's all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them...
The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.
âHereâs a bandaid for ya,â I said, producing one from my vest pocket.
âOh, heâs not bleeding, thank you though!â
I lowered my voice and leaned in. âKids think bandaids are health magic,â I said. âAsk him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.â
She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. âIâll have to remember that,â she said.
Children: #HACKED
Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You canât cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.
Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.
My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.
Stuff like this is also a great test to see if the kid is actually seriously injured! Because with how much some kids cry over tiny bumps and scrapes, it can be hard to tell. But if you slap a Band-Aid on it or give them a cup of water or a piece of candy and they stop crying, theyâre fine. If they keep crying despite whatever little placebo or distraction youâve given them, you might wanna look a little closer at that injury or seek medical attention.
With my twoâs class we ask them âmore hurt or more scary?â It takes a bit of practice but after a few times they can answer without more prompting. More scary gets a hug and more hurt gets a look over.
That last one is so important because it validates the childâs feelings and tells them itâs okay to have these feelings and lets them learn how to deal with them, rather than just distracting them from them. I also helps teach the child to both communicate their feelings more readily and communicate when theyâre hurt more clearly. All really important skills for a child to develop young.
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Me: kill me yourself you coward

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theyre called âpotionsâ, look it up
How can ants have farms? Theyâre too small to control the chickens and the pigs
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Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If itâs not inherently hideous Iâll match it until it is.
Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!
You reblogged this and Iâm sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.
im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly
sit down and think before you post

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No one is allowed to use the word âpostmodernismâ because none of you know what it fucking means
post modernism is when I donât like stuff
This guyâs got the right idea
me at parties like
"accidental co-parents of the found family group to lovers" is an underrated trope that i really want to see more of
bonus points if they're both utter morons who are woefully underqualified for any leadership position but everyone else in the group is even more incompetent so they're the voices of reason by default
can i jsut say⌠isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there
THEYRE JUST? THEREâŚ. IN THE SNOW
I know itâs supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:
one of my favorite d&d podcasts is doing a one-shot based on the friday the 13th movies. except the DM hasnât told any of the players that itâs based on friday the 13th. he has them convinced itâs based on a sex-comedy coming-of-age film theyâve never heard of (that he made up). which is so fucking genius. because the characters in a slasher flick donât know theyâre in a slasher flick, why should the players? if youâre going for genre accuracy, make your players think theyâre acting out animal house or something, or else theyâll end up weirdly genre savvy. itâs perfect.Â
and like, throughout the whole session, to keep the players convinced that the fake not-horror movie is real, the DM keeps mentioning weird, specific details about the fake movie, like, âoh yeah, didnât i mention? your character is played by crispin glover before he was famousâ or âso in the actual movie, you got lost and had a nice scene in an orchard, but so-and-so succeeded on his navigation rollâ
and this has the players lulled into a false sense of security for the most part. but over the course of the game they get more and more suspicious of all the weird, doom-harbinging horror-movie details the DM keeps sprinkling in. every once in a while a player will be like, âokay so these identical hitchhiking twins are hot, right? wait, why are they speaking in unisonâÂ
itâs so genius. the DM introduces a small child who creates and collects ultra-realistic, cinema-quality latex monster masks, and none of the players even bat an eye. they donât clock this creepy horror movie child at all. theyâre too busy trying to hit on his older sister, just like their characters would be.Â
at one point one of the players gets weirdly, genuinely angry, and is like, âWHY DO I CARE??? so this old couple is talking about a tragedy at the local hospital, SO WHAT????? arenât i just supposed to want to get laid right now?! why did you put this in the story, man?!?! was this couple even in the original movie? i donât know, because you wonât let us look it up on IMDB, even! what is going on?!â and i know itâs an auditory medium, but fuck, i could SMELL the shit-eating grin the DM mustâve had on. thatâs so fucking awesome
#the DM even gave them homebrewed game mechanics based on love and sex so that theyâd be distracted by their charactersâ personal goals#which is so perfect for a slasher game. why else would your players be distracted by a trashy sex scene #theyre TRYING TO WIN. and to win. they have to have sex with so-and-so #and it keeps them distracted the whole time before the reveal bc a lot of their actions towards each other affect their relationship stats #itâs just. so fuckin funny. i had to pause the podcast multiple times to shout âYOU FUCKING LIARâ at the ceiling. it was so funny #The Film Reroll is the name of the show btw if u wanna check it out or w/e

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choosing where to live in america really do be like âwhat kind of natural disaster do you want to die inâ
choose your own adventure we got earthquakes on the west coast, tornadoes in the midwest, noreasters/blizzards in new england, extreme dangerous heat in the southwest, or hurricanes in the south
i made this as a shitpost in the grasp of the flu but was a bitch wrong?
what about the pacific northwest?
dont turn your back to the ocean or it will reclaim you
dont turn your back to the ocean or it will reclaim you
How sexy do you think Pride should be? And how should it be enforced? Sometimes I feel like itâs a tug of war between excluding the Folsom Street Fair stuff and excluding young queer kids and queer parents with their little kids, all of which are important parts of Pride.
Itâs September. Weâve already had months of Pride discourse, and now the gayhog has seen its shadow and we can have Halloween discourse instead.
âŚOkay, anyway I think Pride (at least where Iâve attended, i.e., large liberal US cities) has currently gotten so family-friendly that itâs disgusting and wildly exclusive of anyone whose experience of queer sexuality isnât âmarketing teams handing out coupons while wearing Mardi Gras beads,â and some dick-sucking would really shake that up.
Itâs been so long since Iâve seen anything in a Pride parade that made me even worry about âkids are seeing this.â Honestly itâs a weird mix of vindicating and depressing to see queerness being made into something so boring and conventional. Like, itâs cool that big companies and mainstream institutions want our business and arenât ashamed to be seen with usâIâm old enough to remember when that was very much not the caseâbut it also means that the parade and even a lot of the other Pride events are all about as radically sexual as Disneyworld.
I donât know if I really want dick-sucking in the streets. (Actually Iâm 100% sure I do. But Iâm not sure if itâs really a good thing in a broader sense.) If I were making rules I guess Iâd say âno actual sex, no exposed genitals,â but that rule would be about 500 lines down from rule 1, which would be âgenuine community organizations front and center; corporations give us your money and weâll let you field 2 people and a little placard at the very back of the parade, after the dude selling rainbow novelty headgear out of a Radio Flyer wagon.â
No, I donât want to exclude families and people who arenât comfortable with overt public sex, but right now I feel like weâre so far away from having that problem. (The last Pride I want to had almost no one even shirtless, and more bothersomely, no one handing out or promoting condoms.) Right now Iâm more concerned about excluding people who feel like their sexuality and their continuing struggles have completely ceased to be represented by âthe St. Patrickâs Day Parade, but rainbow instead of green.â