Meh

TAHW ruoy

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

nolemretaW

happy holiday to those who celebrate

GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!

The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it

The way it goes to one kid like HELLO? LOVE ME? and then the other. 😭

MOTHER FU-

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

Oh god this being on my dash is like seeing my own corpse dragged through the town square

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

mario and i would have a mutual respect for each other but we never really clicked

princess peach would have me executed via firing squad for the role i played in the infamous toad town murders of '96 but it would be later discovered that my involvement was greatly exaggerated and the severity of my sentence will weigh on peachs mind as she feels like it sullied her reputation as a fair and just ruler

daisy and i would play tennis

Waluigi and I fucked

waluigi and this guy fucked

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

Okay but can anyone articulate the mindset that leads older people to feel like they NEED to know people's gender identity all the time? Like what's going on there

SAY WHAT NOW

You can make one here

The holy trinity

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

1/23/2022

This post has strong 1997 internet energy.

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.