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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

you’re telling me a beast roast

east coast

holiday inn

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

cant believe “ofc” is supposed to mean “of fucking course”. omg im not crass im not vulgar i thought it was just ofcourse. im literally sick to my stomach im gonna cry

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

light could’ve saved his skin if he just grew a sack and looked at gay porn while under surveillance. that actually warrents setting up traps for. who looks at still images of women in bikinis and think yeah that’ll make me nut. no one. that’s why L was like what kind of mormon shit is this kid on he’s definitely killing people

its so funny ive never seen anyone care this much abt criticizing horror with slasher films where half the movie is naked women getting killed but when a girl kills her bf in a horror movie? moral panic 

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”