Parapet Jumper

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

Someone who drowns in 7 feet of water is just as dead as someone who drowns in 20 feet of water. Stop comparing traumas, stop belittling your or anyone else’s trauma because it wasn’t “as bad” as someone else’s. This isn’t a competition, we all deserve support and recovery.

they need to invent a version of me who can go to sleep before 1am

They need to invent a version of me who can sleep

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

The earth is unfathomably ancient, and you garner no love from her when you insult her eldest children.

I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red.

Honey you can NOT dilute a war crime

Every one of these videos is like an Idiots To Lovers speed run.

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

Incredibles 2 (2018)

I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny. 

This feels like the equivalent of the school girl running to class with toast in her mouth but prayer

You all deserve to know dude in the foreground is Jewish, and has done his own version of this with Chanukah where he's literally just. Running out the door reciting his prayers in Hebrew and it's wonderful

This is the Muslim/Jewish solidarity we need LMAO

If you’re wondering, the Shema is 100% not the correct prayer in the Jewish one, but it’s said so often that there’s an additional joke in the Muslim roomie knowing that is NOT an appropriate placement for the Shema 😂😂

i know i already reblogged this today but this video has more emotion in it than my university-level acting classes

DAAaHRLINg,