Ellie B

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

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Ant-bear pit.

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

Something about this kind of interaction really gets to me. Two different species with very different kinds of intelligence and yet the basic impulse to touch and be curious is the same.

Cat ppl will be like "There's no love like a cat's love" and dog ppl will be like "there is no love like a dog's love" and they are both correct.

Every social animal you can have as a pet will have a unique way of bonding with a human, both as a species and as an individual. And i think that's great. For a lot of them this includes accompanying you to the bathroom. Delightful. Life is worth living

Reblogging from the bathroom with the orange cat.

Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.

Gasp!

Can’t believe they wired the heads in series. The impedance is gonna be way too high.

Oh my gosh! This is gonna bug me now, because I’ve seen this in my childhood. Probably at one of my grandparents’ house, but I thought it was adorable.

growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that you’re “weird” because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how “mature” you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that you’re just lazy and stupid because you can’t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in “weird” media*

Literally all of this.