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i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up
thereās also yellow apples
now yall are just fuckin lying to me
āItās all gonna be okay. Trust me, Iām a Doctor. But itās up to us to make it okay. Itās time to be positively rebellious, and rebelliously positive. As long as we stand up for what we believe in⦠donāt give in to anger or violence⦠look out for the little guy⦠keep an eye out on the big guys⦠refuse to keep our mouths shut⦠just generally trying not to be dicks⦠every little thing is gonna be alright.ā Ā (ā¤ļøļø)
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(via Justin Jorgensen) āIn 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and thereās the obvious play on āsweet dreams.ā
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didnāt. It was pretty gross really and wasnāt easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didnāt know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of ā60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.ā
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.ā
i canāt believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guyās backstory

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The boy who lived.
I LOVE the scar in these.
Remember that time when Pence made a last minute decision to not sign an application for a grant that would have made preschool in Indiana more accessible and help fix our crumbling infrastructure?
Remember that stern letter that a bunch of big businesses in Indiana wrote to Pence because he signed a law that was discouraging business from both within and without the state of Indiana?
Oh, and that time that Pence caused an HIV outbreak in rural Indiana because the only clinic that did HIV testing was a Planned Parenthood and his fixation on defunding reproductive rights caused it to close- even though that particular clinic didnāt even offer abortion services?
And then thereās theĀ āPence Must Goā signs all over central Indianaā¦
And who could forget the time that he planned on using taxpayer dollars to fund a news outlet because he couldnāt control the negative image surrounding him from the press.
What about the time that the FEC had to rewrite laws to prevent challenging candidates from using campaign funds for personal use because Mike Pence used 30% of his campaign funds on mortgage payments and golf tournaments?
And who else remembers when they were giving states a chance to individually tailor their Clean Energy laws to fit the needs of the state and Pence just saidĀ ānoā and didnāt offer any alternative?
Hey, what about that time that Pence stated that condoms wereĀ ātoo modernā of a solution to HIV and STI prevention and that abstinence was the best choice?
Remember also that 49% of pregnancies in Indiana are unintended, and that out of 1000 teenagers, an average of 49 will become pregnant before they age of 19.Ā And that STI cases have reached record rates for the state of Indiana.
Oh! Remember when Pence went against the advice of legal professionals and signed a good number of laws that mean that you are classified as a drug dealer (whether proven or not) if you are found with a certain quantity of drugs in your possession, and increased the minimum sentence to ten years- even when it was argued by many legal sources that the best way to combat drug use is rehabilitation and not incarceration?
How about the time that he campaigned heavily against raising the minimum wage to match neighboring states, even though an overwhelming majority of Hoosiers polled said that they support a $9/hr wage and approximately 93000 residents of the state bring home less than $300 a week?
Or that time he stripped the office of state superintended of all its meaningful power because he didnāt like who won.Ā (More.)
That person being Glenda Ritz, who by the way, received more votes than Pence.
Of course, I thought that it needed no mention, but who could ever forget the national embarrassment that was the RFRA laws, which allowed business-owners to refuse service to people if they feltĀ āreligiously burdened,ā which essentially boiled down to discriminating people who are part of the LGBTQ community.Ā
And you know Iād love to rant about Mike Pence all day long, but for those of you who want a more comprehensive list of how incompetent heās been as our governor, this one sums it up pretty nicely and has sources!Ā
Oh, but donāt take my word for it: hereās another masterpost of all this and more.Ā
And just in case you thought he was done being awful- how about the time that Pence and Trump made a visit to Louisiana despite the fact that politicians were asked NOT to visit the flooded areas for essentially photo ops because its a further strain on resources?Ā Meanwhile, South Bend IN is currently experiencing a flood where a visit would not be a negative impact the resources, but a photo op in Baton Rouge is more important somehow.Ā
Also seemingly less important than an unwelcome photo op is the soil in East Chicago, IN- which has a lead content 30 times what is considered unsafe levels for children to be in contact with. This comes from a man whose initial decision not to run for President was based on hisĀ āneed to focus on his home state.āĀ
Of course, everyone remembers how the RFRA, a law that was written in the spirit of LGBTQ discrimination, was strongly protested but signed anyway. No one could have possibly guessed that people would try to use it to justify child abuse- except for literally every person who protested.Ā
But to put a little more levity in this post, Purvi Patelās sentence of feticide has been reduced toĀ āchild neglectā and sheās out of jail. So thatās good news!Ā
Of course, injustices like these havenāt stopped radical anti-choice laws from being signed in during the entire run of the controversy.Ā
Remember how he opposed the Matt Shepard Hate Crimes Act??? (I canāt add a link bc Iām on mobile but this is true)
Donāt worry, I got you.Ā
āThe president has used his position as commander in chief to advance a radical social agenda, when he should have used it to advance legislation that would unequivocally support our troops.ā Because, you know⦠these things actually correlate. His complaint was also that this would curb freedom of speech.
Let us remember that the Matt Shepard Hate Crimes Act is simply: Conceived as a response to the murders of Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr., the measure expands the 1969 United States federal hate crime law to include crimes motivated by a victimās actual or perceived gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability.
So we can reasonably deduce here that our fluffy Q-tip of a Vice President thinks that the literal murder of people based on their gender identity, disability, and sexual orientation is okay under the First Amendment.
What about the time he made same-sex couples applying for marriage licenses into a felony, punishable up to 18 months in jail and a $10,000 fine, because thatās how you get supervillain street cred.Ā
Hereās a screenshot from his website from 2001 on his policies, via the Wayback Machine:
That last bullet-point basically means it was publicly part of his agenda to take money from HIV-related programs and put it towards conversion therapy, which is scientifically proven to not work- and result more in PTSD related conditions and most often suicide. All leading medical professionals say 0/10, do not recommend.Ā
And that was over a decade ago. But Pence still refuses to answer questions about his stance on the subject of gay conversion therapy.Ā
Spread this around, the man is a monsterĀ
Pence is a monster.
Nick Offerman is my kind of dude
Heās Ron Fucking Swanson
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Georges Hobeika Fall/Winter 2016

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How-to Make Homemade Nut Buttersā¦RECIPE
Thanks @fiti-vation for adding 10 more nut butters to this list, canāt wait to try them :)
Do you know what this is? This is The Heart from Auschwitz.
An act of defiance. A statement of hope. A crime punishable by death.
On December 12, 1944, locked inside Auschwitz, Polish teenager Fania turned twenty. After spending a year in a concentration camp, FaniaĀ didnāt expect her birthday to even be remembered - but her best friend, Zlatka, risked everything to make her a birthday present, a paper heart.Ā
SimplyĀ making the heart - or carrying it - could get either of them killed.
The heart was signed by many of their friends, bearing notes in Polish, German, French, and Hebrew that announcedĀ "When you get old, put your glasses on your nose, take this album in your hand and read my signature again,ā and āFreedom! Freedom! Freedom!ā ItĀ was an act of great sacrifice and love for a friend.
Less than 40 days later, they began the Death March from Auschwitz to Ravensbruck, and from Ravensbruck to freedom. Fania carried the heart underĀ her arm the whole time. And survived.
Fania donated the heart to the Montreal Holocaust Memorial Center in 1988, where it is a featured piece ofĀ their exhibit. You can read more about the story of Fania and Zlatka Meg Wiviottās Paper Hearts, coming September 2015.
I love Ghost Adventures, because if you donāt believe in ghosts, itās three grown-ass dudes scaring themselves shitless with equipment failure, and if you do believe in ghosts, itās three grown-ass dudes antagonizing the powers of Hell.
Oh, just⦠hell.
Sir John Vincent Hurt, CBE 22 January 1940 āĀ 27 January 2017
Thank you, good sir, for the stories you helped to tell.

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I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:
and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip
okay but that is a BONEr right there