often described as a big fucking cunt

you’ve never even heard of the wikipedia pages i’ve been on

If I was a baker and you ask for a dozen I'm making 13 cause fuck 12

I hate it when I have a problem and the answer really *is* "fix your sleep schedule, do some exercise, leave the house, and drink water" like fuck offffff I don't wanna

leave the house for the first time in three days against my own desires and feel like both the soaking wet cat covered in flea medication and the owner struggling in the tub with it

babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

guy who says "it's okay im reclaiming it" when you tell him not to take the lord's name in vain

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

Neglecting your needs and desires will not make you easier to love

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while