struggling fartist

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

the inherent inhericism of inherency

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

Halloween already! 🎃

wow

What she says: I’m fine What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-something’s. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??

when i watched the film i was extra confused because i thought they were Victorian but count olaf was drinking a slurpee so i just lost all sense of direction

I think that’s the point

Lemony Snicket’s entire career was based on fucking with everyone

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

but when will fun sci fi come back from the dystopian sci fi war