I Need A Doctor Or A Priest Or Something

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

never trust a girl on tumblr for anime recommendations like i know you only liked this bullshit because your seven girlfriends were busy tickling your feet while mid played on screen

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?