Gwa gwa

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh

Absolutely