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I am going to kill myself

Did i tell you guys that i needed to go to the dentist before i moved out the country so i lied to them about my wisdom tooth hurting so they give me a checkup but instead of a checkup they just straight up took it out😔 and the worst thing is I DIDNT EVEN GET TO KEEP IT!!!!

#but its okay cos my best friend will give me hers

“Clean girl is out mob wife is in”

i will kill myself

My cat is so sweet and rarely shows affection but when she does she just stands on my chest purring for a while and then she leaves but its the cutest most uncomfortable thing ever

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only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

I live in London now innit

#i hate it here

Girlhood is when it gets cold and all of a sudden you remember all the female relatives in your life that have passed and will never get to see you grow up and have your own thoughts and views on the world. They will never get to see you deal with the same struggles as them and won’t be able to give you their advice that they’ve collected on their journey.

winduppup

girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce

winduppup

and boys go to jupiter to get on the compupiter

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMA THAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what's up

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#the best thing about kronk is that he is very very competent just at nothing in his actual job description #yzma keeps him around so she can be competent-passing in comparison but she is ALSO a dumbass! #dream team

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not to brag but im anxious and i didnt even smoke weed

revenantbird

cartoonfreack

watermelonjeager-deactivated201

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

hanaofthenorth

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

postintheshell

Babe wake up, new Blood just dropped

weaver-z

HUGE day for vampires

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onlinebeast

Hey. Let's chew on wires. Together.

demilypyro

Thinking about how they not only made pinkie pie canonically straight but they just had to involve weird al in it

demilypyro

The last one. She fucked that man

legodotcom

HUH

demilypyro

WEIRD AL WAS A REOCCURING CHARACTER AND IN THE LAST EPISODE SHE HAD HIS BABY OKAY IM NOT INTO IT EITHER

legodotcom

HUH

demilypyro

there are people commenting that she could still be bi and while that is correct and yall are valid you have to understand that that in no way lessens the impact of the fact that she was canonically impregnated by weird al’s self insert OC

emmypupcake

He knows, and it’s even better.

blurrymango

Weird Al is such a ffucking chad.

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