Virtual Maven

kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

happy pride month to those two trucks. you know the ones

😏 i can get a headache at any time and easily

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past