Squaranacia

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

Gonna show this to my music prof next time he tells me my treble clefs are wrong

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

This is from “would I lie to you” and the premise is that the contestants - usually the BBC’s regular rotating cast of professional comedians - have to work out whether someone is lying about a low-stakes anecdote. David Mitchell famously gets worked up about extremely low-stakes things

every image of a tawny frogmouth is perfection. i've never seen a single picture of a tawny that dissapoints.

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

I will not be shamed for my craft