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U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

Today was a small clean cloth placed over a very old injury

When will pride month be over already

American cultural output is so incredibly dire right now that every time a 6.5/10 horror movie comes out everyone starts freaking the fuck out and doing backflips and burning cars and shit and it gets 4.7 stars on letterboxd and they start to kill and eat people who dont like it that much because we need this. we have nothing and we need this. just until tomorrow. just until next week. please.

you never see kids playing outside and killing people anymore they've gotten so lazy. beautiful day outside and not one sign of pointless bloodshed in the streets. they'd rather stay inside cooped up in their basements torturing the victims already chained to their wall. Cheap stimulation for kids whose parents can't be bothered to do their jobs

And i joined the CIA so i can change it from the inside

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

MY LIFE IS CHANGING ALOT...