TADC: THE MYSTERY OF MILDENHALL MANOR
"I can't hold it any longer."
"Try not thinking about it."
"Why am I the one doing this?"
"He/She/They refuses to show us because he's/she's/they're a coward."
"Why is everyone standing around when there's adventure to be had!"
"I hope this adventure doesn't end up being a horrible nightmare."
"I'm not really a fan of horror, and I don't really handle jump scares that well."
"Hey, be nice to her/him/them. She's/He's/They've had a rough couple of days."
"Rated WOW for all ages!"
"Rated AAAAHHHH for mature [insert name] only!"
"Could you have done that the whole time?"
"I've already told you what my problem is."
"You're probably not even listening."
"Look at this cool bee I drew!"
"The creature you see before you is one I've been pursuing for years."
"It's locked. It's locked! Of course! I love that it's locked!"
"Well, this is some rather inconvenient lore placement."
"I think we should hold on to each other and slowly make our way back to [insert location here]."
"You look beautiful, honey."
"I do not use my adventures to torture my guests!"
"Any torment I inflict is purely accidental, like any good war criminal!"
"I don't like... myself."
"Making adventures is my art!"
"It's all I exist to do. All I'm... good at."
"What you're saying could imply I'm... bad at the only thing I'm good at."
"Oh, god, where are we now?"
"In my attempts to protect her/him/them, I became the monster myself."
"How's about we take his/her/their gun?"
"Looks like we've got two shots. Let's make them count."
"Just leave it to me. I can handle this."
"Wait, how did he/she/they record this if he/she/they was in Hell?"
"I hate this stupid adventure!"
"You know how men are. Always having the silliest priorities."
"That man could turn a 57 second story into a Greek tragedy."
"We are literally in Hell right now!"
"How's your wife, [insert name]?"
"Man, seven years of computer science for this, huh?"
"He/She/They just wants me to suffer."
"How about we relax for a minute while nothing's chasing us?"
"It was my fault we went down this path, wasn't it?"
"Why have you been acting so different lately?"
"The darkness seemed to calm her/him/them down a bit."
"You had a wife/husband/partner?"
"It's not the most cheerful memory, but... it's one I at least have control over."
"I know it all seems pointless, but it's not. Not when you have people who care about."
"In this world, the worst thing you can do is make someone feel they aren't wanted or loved."
"I'm glad you're here with me."
"If we leave and go back to the [insert location], you're just going to go back to being crazy."
"You're not going to remember any of this, are you?"
"You're very strong, [insert name], and I know you'll be able to get through this."
"[insert name] was very brave."
"I'm starting to wonder if the wild west was even a real direction at all."
"Quick! Pretend we weren't having a therapy session!"
"Welcome back, my meowing milk maids!"
"Don't ever call us/me that again."