Excite me

if you want the rewards (sleeping on fresh clean sheets) you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeals (stripping the bed, washing the sheets, making the bed)

@McDonaldsSupport I tried to order the travis scott burger and the employees set upon me and beat me with their fists, and spat upon me. And I let out a great wail liken unto a beast.

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho

hot weather lovers be like yessss i love when my asscrack is sweaty and my skin is sticky and when every insect in a 4 mile radius is sent real time GPS coordinates of my legs

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

there's a darkness on the edge of town btw. if you even care

Missing him :(