Yikes

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out

STOP THIS WAS LITERALLY ME

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

oh and since I’m acknowledging how young you all are: never ever ever ever ever ever under any circumstances alter your educational decisions for a boy 

Even if it’s your father.

Especially if it’s your father.

Why is Microsoft literally illiterate

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

i hate those posts that are like “we lived in murder house, we escaped the asylum, we fuckin did shit in the coven, etc” like u did nothing sarah paulson did it all

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

College entrance essays be like…

I was today years old

YOU CAN WHAT

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%