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Not to be a lesbian but I want to put my tongue in her ass

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

community really is a top tier sitcom also

i was put on this earth to big spoon girls who need to be held

Like or reblog this if you want gock in DMs

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

oh fuck smiling friends got cancelled are we fucking free. am i finally free. do i never have to see that shit again

every clip i have ever seen of smiling friends is like. a guy stammering for 15 straight seconds. then the worst character design i've ever seen says "fuck yeah man" and then a caricature of a fat person walks in