Randomness is Bliss

#ratatouille

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

yeah sure whatever

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

everything so scary & forever .