she's still 23 inside her fantasy

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

Every social media site expands until it contains screenshots of Tumblr

#they should make a social media website that's exclusively tumblr posts

everyone wants to headcanon the aro character in a romantic relationship but nobody wants to headcanon the character in a romantic relationship as aro. except me. because my eyes have been opened to the truth

maybe this is #britphobic of me but the pea is truly god’s foulest little vegetable

theyre called the b-52s because when you hear their music you bturn 52 degrees and jump up in the air and pump your fist and shout WOOHOO! THIS BAND IS AWESOME