mmmmm

See, this? THIS is how you joke on “Thor being dumb”. It’s not that he’s actually DUMB, it’s that he’s ignorant to a lot of Earth things because he’s not FROM here, but also he’s a confident extrovert who’s going to act like he DOES know what he’s doing.

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

How is this website free

It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post

I pay dearly for every post.

This misses out the part where he actually pulled it off and only got caught because he went back to the same store to do it again

no joke one time i had just met this gay girl and i told her i was lesbian and she went off saying she was technically a lesbian but she hated lesbians so she refused to call herself one

this was in college btw

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

It’s a serious crime that it was cancelled it was amazing AND it was a musical.

My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,

What does this even mean

It means he let his wife possibly get a communicable disease and pass it on to patients cuz he’s a douchebag lmao

Djdndnnd I didnt even realize that because I was so thrown by the galaxy brain logic of “My wife didn’t murder our sick child, this is what you feminists should strive for instead of abortion, CHECKMATE!”

If you want to know more about how coal miners literally sell their bodies, PBS and NPR did a fantastic documentary on this, that is now live.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Please March. Redeem this last year

what year is this from? 2008?

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

Omfg dying

This is the future liberals (me) want

This is better than bathroom signs with like an image of mermaids n shit. As much as we like to joke trans people aren’t actually cryptids

No you don’t understand pls actually listen to this

Definitely did not expect…that.

Tears are rolling down my face from laughing it’s not what you think it is

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