The G In Gilf Stands For General

I don’t know why the check marks are so funny to me but I’m doubling down

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

you know what? screw you. you're my blorbo now. and that either means I'm going to torture you horribly or ponder and yearn for you. maybe both. haven't decided yet. sit in the corner

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

There is a third type of blogging which is what I’m doing

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing