I'm over 30 and this is deep

"It's stupid that men are allowed to be shirtless in public while women aren't" yes true✅️ "it's also gross when men do it they should also have to cover up" what. no. no. wrong conclusion❌️

one day they'll invent pain meds that work

jokingly saying this to a doctor and he laughs along with me before noting down "drug seeking"

When depending on medications just to survive and cope with living inside your own body is a personal and moral failing that should get your access to the necessary medication restricted or completely withdrawn

the poor concerned doctor is worried that if he gives me drugs to manage my symptoms ill become reliant on them and it'll spiral out of control and ruin my life so instead he is going to let my symptoms go unmanaged so they can spiral out of control and ruin my life

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

@adultdadfinder, do you always wear headphones and it happens to also be a convenient excuse when bullshit happens around you, or do you actively put on headphones when the "bullshit about to happen"-sense is tingling?

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

I mean, what I'm currently writing started out as a Bell 103 modem sound simulator, and now I'm doing world building and fleshing out how a Cyberpunk MegaCorp™️ took control of the internet!

what is this from

the titanic

Jag är neurotypisk oroa er inte älsklingar

såååå neurotypisk <33

Ja <3

SVENSK???????

Ja jag är svensk

Vad är det här för konstiga oförståeliga ord? Kan ni snacka så man begriper eller?!

Wheres the option for they lose their virginity wether they give or receive?

Autophilia: the sexual fixation of cloning oneself, or time-travel, in order to have wild kinky sex

Also there's many of them and they spread and become innumerable hordes who invade your town but also you can kill hundreds of them because they're individually weak and stupid

A completely disorganized horde of weak, uncoordinated, literally feral humans that a Real Badass can take out by the thousands, but they somehow overwhelm all the regular people and cause the collapse of society. It's up to the Great Men to fix the problem. This totally isn't a fascist fever dream.

And this is what we get instead of stories that go something along the lines of an evil, powerful individual or group of individuals turning people into zombies, while a resistance movement fights back. Which would be rad as hell actually.