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disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.
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Blandine de Sansal and Jacquelyn Stucker in Gluck's Orphée et Eurydice, dir. Eddy Garaudel
happy pride to anyone who’s experienced whatever the fuck was happening with normal oak and hermie the unworthy
heavenly piss dolphin son or space junk-eating shark daughter?
i woke up to my mom knocking on my door. “get up and meet me in the kitchen” she said, a cigarette limply dangling between her teeth. i got up and threw my brown hair into a messy bun and went downstairs. “pack your things” she said “im selling you for more cigarette money.” “to who?” i asked. suddenly the doorbell rang. i opened the door and saw five people blocking my way. one of them was a woman and she stepped forward and said “my name is beth may and we’re your new owners.” “ew aren’t you those dungeons and daddies people? there’s no way im going with you” i said. anthony burch then took out his gun and he shot me he fucking shot me
if i wrote a fic like this and posted it on ao3 would any of you read it. be honest.
fic has been written. go my ghouls.
my mom sold me to dungeons and daddies
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I fuck with banana bread it’s the most delicious thing on earth why does everyone always leave me
in only twenty years, 2025 will be twenty years ago. feel old yet?
eczema cream makes my skin feel oily which is a sensory nightmare but not using it makes my skin dry and scaly which is also a sensory nightmare. i call it Dual Nightmare and i do not recommend it
this blog is 11 years old that is insane. hey gang i am not the person i was 11 years ago namely because that person was a child
*trying to explain dropout tv in terms my gen X parents will understand* remember college humor from youtube? no? well it's kind of our generation's SNL. but they have their own network now, and what’s fun is, get this, they're doing, well hm, it's kind of like our generation’s Jeopardy! yeah haha Alex Trebec sure was great… oh hey speaking of which, remember former secretary of labor Robert Reich?
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rewatching Twilight again and my possibly controversial opinion is that the heavy mormon influence and conservative undertones in the writing actually make it even more interesting as a work of art bc it ends up being a really fascinating examination of the way women in conservative patriarchal communities are conditioned to romanticize their own abuse.
hey. don't cry. how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall. okay?
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so actually i’ve decided that love is just seeing something small or stupid and going “no it’s actually big and important if it’s important to you”
“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”
*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting
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ok here’s my take that no one asked for: taylor swift has not had a good album since speak now. speak now was the last good album. after that, her albums got worse and worse - red was a mid at best album with a few bangers, 1989 was a bad album with a couple bangers, reputation was a bad album with a few bangers, lover was a bad album with like. one banger.
then she wrote folklore and evermore, which broke her pattern. i still think they were not good albums, but they fit more into the category of red and reputation where they were mid to bad albums with a couple really well written songs on them, but overall just meh.
then came midnights, her first true flop. midnights is catchy old-navy commercial pop music and it. is. not. good. there is not one single good song on midnights. i saw the eras tour right after midnights was released with my friend because they gave me a free ticket and, im not kidding, we left right before the midnights set because we did not care about the album and wanted to beat the traffic. a true flop.
and tortured poets department continued to followed the pipeline - overall a flop, however i can recognize that whos afraid of little old me and smallest man who ever lived are decent songs, maybe just not my taste. but overall, falling into that millennial bland pop music that i feel like an NPC might listen to.
and then came life of a showgirl. i listened to it with an open mind, i really did, but oh my god, she flopped. she flopped harder than shes ever flopped before. life of a showgirl makes midnights look good. life of a showgirl is not just millennial-bland-pop — it’s white-billionaire-millennial-bland-pop. its private-jet-millennial-bland-pop. it’s fake-activism-millennial-bland-pop. it’s existing-with-SO-much-more-money-than-any-one-person-could-possibly-need-in-a-world-that-is-starving-millennial-bland-pop.
“oh it’s entirely self written” yeah i can tell. “oh it’s about her experiences in the industry” okay yeah and i don’t want to hear about them. people like to hear stories of underdogs, and she hasn’t been one since 2015. hearing stories of her experiences as genuinely the most powerful and successful person and one of the wealthiest people in the music industry isn’t cool or inspiring, it feels like listening to her go “oh poor me, i have all this money and i’m marrying an NFL quarterback and i’m so so successful but im SAD.” and like sure. okay. you can be sad and face struggles no matter what your status is but it feels so tone-deaf and her music is no longer relatable because SHE is no longer relatable.
this isn’t to hate on taylor swift. ok maybe it is a little bit. but truly her first three albums are three of my favorite albums and she has absolutely written bangers. but dear god she has gotten so out of touch as a person and her music has taken such a massive nosedive, i think because of it.
i guess my point in this is that life of a show girl is a flop but it’s a flop we saw coming
ok here’s my take that no one asked for: taylor swift has not had a good album since speak now. speak now was the last good album. after that, her albums got worse and worse - red was a mid at best album with a few bangers, 1989 was a bad album with a couple bangers, reputation was a bad album with a few bangers, lover was a bad album with like. one banger.
then she wrote folklore and evermore, which broke her pattern. i still think they were not good albums, but they fit more into the category of red and reputation where they were mid to bad albums with a couple really well written songs on them, but overall just meh.
then came midnights, her first true flop. midnights is catchy old-navy commercial pop music and it. is. not. good. there is not one single good song on midnights. i saw the eras tour right after midnights was released with my friend because they gave me a free ticket and, im not kidding, we left right before the midnights set because we did not care about the album and wanted to beat the traffic. a true flop.
and tortured poets department continued to followed the pipeline - overall a flop, however i can recognize that whos afraid of little old me and smallest man who ever lived are decent songs, maybe just not my taste. but overall, falling into that millennial bland pop music that i feel like an NPC might listen to.
and then came life of a showgirl. i listened to it with an open mind, i really did, but oh my god, she flopped. she flopped harder than shes ever flopped before. life of a showgirl makes midnights look good. life of a showgirl is not just millennial-bland-pop — it’s white-billionaire-millennial-bland-pop. its private-jet-millennial-bland-pop. it’s fake-activism-millennial-bland-pop. it’s existing-with-SO-much-more-money-than-any-one-person-could-possibly-need-in-a-world-that-is-starving-millennial-bland-pop.
“oh it’s entirely self written” yeah i can tell. “oh it’s about her experiences in the industry” okay yeah and i don’t want to hear about them. people like to hear stories of underdogs, and she hasn’t been one since 2015. hearing stories of her experiences as genuinely the most powerful and successful person and one of the wealthiest people in the music industry isn’t cool or inspiring, it feels like listening to her go “oh poor me, i have all this money and i’m marrying an NFL quarterback and i’m so so successful but im SAD.” and like sure. okay. you can be sad and face struggles no matter what your status is but it feels so tone-deaf and her music is no longer relatable because SHE is no longer relatable.
this isn’t to hate on taylor swift. ok maybe it is a little bit. but truly her first three albums are three of my favorite albums and she has absolutely written bangers. but dear god she has gotten so out of touch as a person and her music has taken such a massive nosedive, i think because of it.
