maker bless that booty

Hi im back in dragon age hell. It's like coming home.

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

love that half my dash is like not this bitch again while the other one is like I'll fuck the dread wolf out of him

Because the new dragon age game is just called DAD this should mean every male character in their 30s-40s should be designed to be a DILF. In this essay I will-

Everyone says Corypheus is the worst villain in a dragon age game but regardless you have to admit the line “Beg that I succeed. For I have seen the Throne of the Gods, and it was empty” goes hard as FUCK for a villainous introduction