Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

i remember how you all treated her and youll never be forgiven

Happy pride from the Finnish cat cults!

Characters are, in order:

Prancer from @followthemagpie (by me)

Kuutamo from Jumalanpelko (by @koomatee)

Rakkatar from @stayontrack-comic (by me)

Hyyppäs from @stayontrack-comic (by Koomatee)

Pondfish from @followthemagpie (by @huitunkuutti)