apeshit ii

“So there’s this cool amphibian called Diplocaulus.”

“Awesome, could be a fun Dragon type.”

“Yeah. It went extinct 252-million years ago during The Great Dying.”

“Right on, I’ll put together some rough drafts. Another fossil perhaps? Dragon/Rock?”

“I think Dragon/Ghost would lend itself to a more unique design. Their tails are wispy, like ghosts. And I want them to be evocative of a Northrop B-2 Spirit stealth bomber being catapulted off an aircraft carrier.”

In just the past two months, Sony has:

Said the PS6 will be more than $1000 at launch

Announced the end of all physical PS game releases

While simultaneously announcing the end of two of their console game stores — ensuring multiple games will die forever

Declared that they are wholly dedicated to (A) leveraging A.I. when making games and (B) creating live-service games above all other game types

Announced that if you bought any movies through their PlayStation Store, over 550 of them will soon be deleted from all users' libraries — with no restitution offered of any kind

Gamers, it is time — to paraphrase Robert Vann — to turn Sony's picture to the wall. Any one of these insults would be bad, and taken alone? Maybe it could be swallowed. But this is an ongoing campaign of disdain towards customers, with each declaration worse than the last.

THERE'S A WAY TO BYPASS THE COMMISSION AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADY WORKING ON IT