The New and Not really improved Crunchyp0rnflakes!

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

it's milk a mutual monday

moo?

i really hate when dudes post j.o. vids but don't bust in the end. like wtf was the point then? (¬_¬") out here wasting everyone's time fr...; some of us (me) are procrastinating and, don't have time to waste!

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage