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I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

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Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

matzahball

I’ve come to the conclusion that Cleo loves the bananas because she loves the color yellow.

This is her with her FAVORITE toy:

She refuses to play with the other colors. It’s been her favorite toy since we adopted her a year ago :-)

princesstigerbelle

I LOVE HER

stardella

Anyway the best m/f friendship dynamic is and always will be

Pure of heart, dumb of ass

Lesbian

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Bookclub ★ instagram.com/itsPeteski

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This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

catbountry

He would fucking love this.

pro-gay

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

reysplendent

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

novafuzzcheeks

The way she said namaste 😂😂😂

#part woman part hyena

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my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”

now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”

according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”

so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.

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birdschoolforbirds

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

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ob2komario-blog

Fact:

They actually did that.

the-emef

cannot. stop. laughing.

pettycentral

doggosource

she took the midnight train going anywhere

iwanttowriteyouafic

Remember when Midnight Memories leaked and ot5 had to spend 7+ hours on a livestream pretending no one had heard it yet

gguk

throwback: cheerleader jimin for @joonpd

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