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just saw a pic id never seen before of will and his chud friends and like,, him always being in the middle, the center of attention in every pic hes in w his buds is something so personal and sexy to me. like ughh okay leader of the group. soso fratprez but like. its real! they really do treat him like that its so crazy i feel insane
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no i think he really is the center of the universe in a way. prom queen. the most prettiest girl at the party. frat president. regina george. cher horowitz. elle woods.
One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk
the opposite of wsh catholic guilt, where when will meets mack he just doubles down harder on his beliefs because mack is so wonderful and divine that there's no way anything other than a literal god could create all that.
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Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.
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today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
mack teaches science and will co-teaches english and theatre (he's also the baseball coach, ofc), and all their students think they hate each other.
firstly, because they have an ongoing prank war. will fills mack's cabinets with ping pong balls, mack replaces every writing utensil of will's with tiny rubber ducks. it becomes a famed thing. every spring, what will they do this time?
they chirp each other constantly. the students find their rivalry hilarious. mack hands out next semesters schedules to his homeroom students, says you got smith? that's brutal and gets a chorus of giggles in return.
every student has a crush on will. he's chill, but has clear expectations. no one wants to disappoint him, so they abide. he's funny and a great storyteller.
the kids like mack because he's so smart. it's a little intimidating sometimes, but he seems to just know everything. his specialties are space and marine biology. the kids treat him like an alexa, ask him increasingly convoluted and random questions in the middle of lecture.
mack wears a wedding ring, but never talks about his wife or kids the way the other teachers do. most of the students think he's gay, since he said the word 'partner' once and shut down follow up questions. as far as they know, will's single. neither of them have any personal pictures up, either. will has just one on his desk of a dog with a pink collar, her tongue hanging out and ears crooked.
one day will's teaching and takes off his sweater. his chain falls out over his white t-shirt and twenty eyes lock in on a silver band. he's immediately bombarded with questions. dude, you're married? will rolls his eyes, don't call me dude, i'm literally your teacher. someone else pipes up, he's avoiding the question. will sighs, why are you surprised? they respond with more questions, all over each other. what's her name, what does she do, why didn't you say anything? and will laughs at them, shakes his head, and settles in at his desk, end of discussion.
the other teachers obviously know the truth and find the whole situation amusing. they have no problem keeping the secret.
every year, they chaperone an international field trip for the seniors, along with a few other teachers and parents. the students who go report back. they bicker constantly. they've heard mr. celebrini call mr. smith an idiot more times than they can count, have seen mr. smith laugh in response every time.
one day will leaves his lunch at home, and someone catches mr. celebrini leaving half a sandwich and a fruit cup on his desk. another few weeks go by, and someone else sees them exit the same car??? will brushes it off easily. mr. celebrini's car is in the shop, so he rode in with me today. and it spreads like wildfire.
rumors fly that they're having an affair, cheating on their partners together. the kids try to investigate. they look on social media for their profiles and find nothing, try to ask other teachers but get told to focus on their schoolwork. they end up going right to the source. will dances around the questions, acts purposefully obtuse, and maneuvers their attention to a new topic seamlessly. they don't even realize they've been brushed off until later.
mack gets annoyed. he huffs, we talk about research in here all the time. i've taught you how to investigate a question. you realize marriage records are public, right?
the room goes quiet, and he realizes his mistake. they aren't in the closet, or afraid to talk about it. obviously their colleagues know. it just happened naturally, and keeping it a secret was fun. it was funny how students assumed they disliked each other, when that couldn't be further from the truth. they don't even try that hard, either. they eat lunch together every other day.
still, mack knows they will not be normal about this. and he doesn't want will to be blindsided, either.
he hears indiscreet and speedy typing on chromebook keyboards.
he groans, accepts defeat. he puts his head in his hands, hears rowdy teenagers gasping excitedly and passing a computer around.
whatever happened to privacy? he mumbles.
you just told us it's public record.
still.
it's nearly time for the bell to go off, so he doesn't bother wrangling them into order. just tells them to work on their projects and gets distracted yeahs in response.
it's only five minutes into next period when he gets a call on the interschool phone.
he can hear will's smile when he speaks. so, he drawls, a little birdie tells me we're married. almost two dozen little birdies, actually.
he can hear giggles in the background.
he smiles. oops
they share a room on field trips now and carpool to work more often. students report that mack fell asleep on will's shoulder on the plane, that they laugh together on the bus. that will is in charge of mack's plane ticket and passport.
the prank war is still standing, of course. will has a new picture on his desk of mack laying in the grass wearing a big grin, their dog sprawled on top of him, licking his face. they still chirp each other, but now they even share embarrassing stories about the other person, on occassion. like the windshield incident. will burning their weekly milk and cookies (due to undisclosed reasons) and their smoke detector would not turn off for so long that they waited it out in their backyard, bundled up against the late winter chill.
no one tells next year's freshmen. they have to figure it out for themselves just like everyone else.
being respectful of each other - to me - suggests communication. like, if one of them does something a little too annoying/crosses some personal boundary/that the other just doesn’t like, then it means they are going hey, i don’t like that actually and the other goes oh my bad won’t happen again. so overtime, they’ve just become so in tune with what each other likes/dislikes and how they operate, that they just work around and with each other like a well-oiled, fine tuned machine. or, in other words, a married couple.
very very important that will has a mack olympic team canada stick when they were calling despite the time difference, and will barely acknowledged the us winning, and mack got silver and looked devastated but after they skipped practice and will had white noise playing on his phone, and ‘he’s gonna realize I’m not mcdavid’ but he looked more like he realized mcdavid wasn’t will, and rick saying mack was inconsolable but will consoling him, and—
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omega mack who has no sense of smell and so just assumed Will was also an omega because of his gorgeous looks. And he hated Will all through college because he’s just such a perfect stereotypical omega—soft skin, pretty golden curls, blue eyes. Beautiful smile and easy going personality. A harem of alphas that hang around him all the time.
And Mack hates Will for all of that because Mack himself has spent his whole life being told he’s not ‘omega enough’. Too bratty, too bulky, too aggressive on the ice.
Then they both get drafted to the sjs and Mack continues to hate Will’s guts and every inch of the perfect stereotypical omega that he is. Especially when Will starts baking and bringing the team sweet treats. Mack is a terrible cook even though omegas are supposed to be good at cooking…
Mack especially hates that Will is just so damn friendly and kind. Even to Mack, who does nothing but snap at him and insult him and try to start meaningless fights. He feels kind of bad because he and Will are the only omegas on the team but he can’t help but feel nothing but jealousy when he looks at Will.
But then Mack goes into a sudden breakthrough heat from his suppressants, and he doesn’t know what to do. The only other omega he knows is Will, so he goes to him desperately and asks for help.
Will is shocked. “What the fuck, Mack. Are you in heat?”
“Yes and I need your help.”
Will’s eyebrows shoot up to his hairline. “You want me to help? Are you pranking me right now?”
Mack scowls at him. “Look, I know I’m an asshole to you all the time, and I’m sorry. But this is an emergency. I need someone to drive me home before it gets really bad. Omega-to-omega, help me out?”
Will just stares at him in confusion, almost at a loss for words. “Omega-to-omega?”
But Mack is getting pissed off and Will can smell how bad his heat is so he just chooses to ignore what he surely misheard and takes Mack back to his house. His whole family are omegas so he’s knows all about how to care for them and make them feel safe. He sets Mack up in his nest and brings him lots of snacks and water to keep by him during his heat.
Will is about to leave but Mack is looking at him with big round eyes. “I’ve never had a heat before. I don’t wanna be alone. Stay with me?”
And Will is like Jesusfuckwhatgodhelpme!
Despite the fact that Mack seems to hate Will so much for no reason, Will has had a huge crush on Mack since college. He’s always thought Mack was beautiful and the most perfect omega he’s ever seen—but nothing will ever come of his crush because Mack hates him and it breaks his heart every day.
And now Mack is asking Will to stay with him during his heat??? Does he mean what Will thinks he means???
“Mack—I can’t. You know I can’t.”
“M’sorry I’m so mean to you. Please, Will. I just need another omega here with me. You’ve done this before, right?”
And Will is like woahhhh hold up! There it is again. Does Mack seriously think Will is an omega? Damn, that kind of stings. Yeah, everyone is always assuming that Will is an omega at first because of his soft looks but then they realise their mistake when they take in his very alpha scent and apologise for the assumption.
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