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girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her

@demegods

Tshirt that says ''ask me about the Silmarillion '' and when someone asks i just say ''i haven't read it'' and leave

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

Prev et al. (2025)

Logging onto here is like walking through a bead curtain

Black Vulture couple locate Crested Caracara bisexual unicorn across the bar in a rare W for all parties

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

Actually I love voting for the lesser evil. It's less evil. I support that whole heartedly.

Like. Less evil is clearly a better option that more evil. I don't get why this is even a question.

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.