Anyone else need a nap?

shout out to my burger-coded mutuals

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

I wasn’t ready for that.

i never knew how badly i needed this until now

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

I didn’t realize it was a short gif and was astounded by the procession of dumb pigeons getting swallowed one after another