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scoutsmoocrew

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

sapper-in-the-wire-old

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

swagforbirds

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

thyrell

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

weaselle

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

thememedaddy

anaryllis

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

anaryllis

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

dino-dancer

@daysleftofsecondterm

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shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

barbreypilled

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

it fucken WIMDY

tumblr heritage post

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

ame-gosh

mistyintherivers

vampires do have to be one of the best things that humans ever collectively came up with. great job with that one, everybody.

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blu3b3rryj4mp1r3

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

piggygirlavenue

Photos of Kermit and Piggy where they look extra butchfemme

uesp

Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.

calebwittebane

any day now folks

calebwittebane

this could be big

thesituation

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

moniquill

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

vergess

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

homoqueerjewhobbit

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

commodorecliche

yardsards

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

fizzlepop-frog

“but I stay silly!”

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog you stay silly

weaselle

on it boss

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nyaa

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

geekandmisandry

copperbadge

And a hard boiled egg!

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