~Sunshine Riptide~

I’m a sucker for characters who see troubled kids in dangerous situations and basically go “they need parents, guess that’s me now”

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

Take a sip babes

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

Wholesome pranks

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

i wish i could hear this picture

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there