There's no great mystery with me

OH WHAT A GOOD SCUTTLE

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you realise they took out the part where the whole reason the Devil became a bad guy and tempted Eve with the apple was because Satan was traumatised as a child when God trained three evil apples to push the Devil’s parents off a cliff

For the love of god do it . anything just do it. Give us hope.

IS THAT ANOTHER EGG??

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)