me: [posting in the knight gc] so we dont have to do EVERYTHING our lady says, right? cus she just asked me to something i really don't want to do and i'm kinda scared i have to
knight 1: you took an oath.
knight 3: yeah wtf u swore an oath
knight 4: did you not swear fealty ?? how are you in this chat
knight 5: It is your duty to serve your lady, lest you be defined by your insolence.
me: okay yeah you guys are right but. she wants me to sleep with her
knight 4: ohhhhh shit hahahaha
knight 3: no way LMAO ur boned
knight 5: I see no issue with this arrangement. A knight must do her duty.
knight 3: yea maggie u know its different
knight 5: Lady Magdalene.
knight 1: whatever maggie. is it really that bad. like its just sex. there are worse things.
knight 4: yeah didn't val have to lick her queen's feet
me: okay, normally i'd agree with you but. she's into BDSM. like... hardcore.. she wants to take me to the dungeon
me: guys its serious she wants to hit me with whips and put me on the wheel. she wants to cut me with my own sword!!! like shes not fucking around
knight 2: oh i thought i had it bad. nvm lol
knight 1: brb i have to take this quest.
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knight 4: okay you're so fucked
knight 5: A lady must never face her Knight in combat. This is incredibly unbecoming. You must act.
knight 2: okay what are you proposing mags
knight 4: maggie be serious
knight 5: If she wishes to engage in combat, strike her down.
me: okay but didnt we all take oaths. thats pretty not allowed i'm pretty sure
knight 5: She's breaking her oath by striking you down.
knight 2: i dont think thats how it works mags. i wish i could strike my princess down but like. thats def not how it works
knight 4: okay i think we gotta chill out here we can't be saying this stuff
knight 2: hate to say it mads but ur gonna have to do it
knight 2: yeahhhh.. my condolences
knight 5: Inform the Queen.
knight 3: do NOT do that omg
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princess: hey i heard you guys were talking about meeeeeee :333
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princess: yup!!!! by meee :3
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