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"Hmmm what do I want my whole personality and life to revolve around for the next month?"

Capitalism is so exhausting

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez

3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics

Blowing a Glass

Resident Evil Village Lady Dimitrescu by Danielle DeNicola

2. hide the wound beneath a dark item of clothing in preparation for the dramatic reveal later where another character touches them and their hand comes away bloody or they overexert themselves and they stumble and wince but still try to insist they’re fine, even though they’re clearly in pain and struggling to stay on their feet, and as the other character peels back their jacket it becomes clear that they’re badly hurt and have been for a while (bonus points if they’re wearing a white shirt underneath)

i stand corrected they have 3 valid options

Turn up at an enemy’s house in the middle of the night and wake them up only to say “I didn’t know where else to go” before collapsing and leaving them with a moral dilemma.

Apparently I was wrong, it is in fact very easy to break into a government building

go pet that large predatory animal 

Slap bags of soil as hard as you can

say “nice” when someone says 69

- new jersey rock band my chemical romance