outta my way gayboy

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

When a character is the saddest man alive it's your responsibility to make him the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

Estrogen may or may not fix her but you have to try

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

i like when lesbians on here post like I hate your worthless ugly stupid boyfriend and in the notes are grown adults going This is not true for me because my boyfriend is actually amazing and beautiful I hope that is okay with everyone that I love my wonderuful boyfriend I'm sorry if that's not okay with you but this is how I feel

I like Susie Deltarune a lot. She's just not a kind of character you see very often. For the amount people pretend to love bully female characters, there's shockingly little actual representation of what makes those charactersaact like that. To top off that she's got a non feminine body type and presentation, its just nice to see. I look at Susie and I imagine a kid, maybe 12 or 13 who was kind of a bully last school year realizing that doesn't have to define them for the rest of their lives. Its a message I wish I'd seen at that age, and one that I think is pretty powerful. She's also just fucking weird and we need to let more women do shit like eating chalk.

Shout out to all the Project Hail Mary fanartists who are very aware that Rocky weighs 370lbs and cannot live in our atmosphere and then completely ignore those facts to draw Rocky hugging/snuggling Grace and sleeping on his chest no problem you're doing the Lord's work

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much