outta my way gayboy

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Five years ago today, Empires SMP premiered!

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

When a character is the saddest man alive it's your responsibility to make him the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

Estrogen may or may not fix her but you have to try

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

i like when lesbians on here post like I hate your worthless ugly stupid boyfriend and in the notes are grown adults going This is not true for me because my boyfriend is actually amazing and beautiful I hope that is okay with everyone that I love my wonderuful boyfriend I'm sorry if that's not okay with you but this is how I feel