outta my way gayboy

new pokemon type called "based type" and the associated eeveelution is Sixseveon. it's gonna be sixseveon. like six seven. sixseveon guys. hey. based type eeveelution called sixseveon..guys? wgere am i.....

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

did you guys know that when you are in bed at night time, you can turn on a lamp, put a really soft blanket around your shoulders and read your book?? and sometimes it will rain??? did you know that???? the wonders of this life do not cease!

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Five years ago today, Empires SMP premiered!

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

When a character is the saddest man alive it's your responsibility to make him the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

Estrogen may or may not fix her but you have to try