Girl help I'm in the sea

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Yeah the store employee said the plastic dress I bought was “forbidden” but like. It’s not like there’s a crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic. I think I’m good.

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

she let me hit because when she complimented my strength I gazed limitlessly horizonward and said “the summit eludes me”

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.