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im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

If this is unprompted in the absence of a pregnant woman I can understand why. Otherwise carry that torch

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Really depends on the denomination. There are two known flavors of both Baptists and Methodists: Bland white people food at the community luncheon (and all that entails, you know) or "The sermon is over its time to drink and be merry, the love of Christ compels me!" Now Presbyterian? Lutheran? Yeah, stiff as a board and committed to the color grey.

Dumbasses think you can fry air. With what grease?

What do you mean I can't just shove fries and beef in my stomach?

Homeboys thinkin theyre Buzz Lightyear when they’re gettin buzzed off of one light beer. -The Executioner

You can say his name: George H.W. Busch.

Everyday you can discover a new issue facing some portion of the human race

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

I care not for fan fiction personally, but your resolute dedication to your cause merits acknowledgement. Carry on in all things.

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

Unfortunately accurate to my current situation

there are at least three houses in new orleans

I'm choosing to do a church of Seattle run, so

You can even use your ears nowadays if you're feeling dangerous

op? op. op wake up. listen to me. i have to put an annoying additon on your post now. op. you dont understand. if i dont give my quip im going to hurt myself in real life. ok?