I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated